the thing monthly, june 2025
Please indulge your senses with the very latest issue of the Thing Monthly for June 2025. After all, it’s what we’re all here for.
Grab the latest limited edition, specially signed PDF from here:
https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/bvsa98k6e18ga4v5haasy/TM-June-2025.pdf?rlkey=elg2b6i0lbhvbv68jt2chjz7q&st=r3atuzz0&dl=0
Or if you’d rather please view the issue through the means of these images.
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Tags: daft, humour, new, news, nonsense, sarcasm, satire, thing, thing monthly, TM, Your Sinclair, YS
the thing monthly, may 2025
As it had been a while, the Editor decided that we should do the May issue. So, just after the old pope died, until just after the new pope was declared, we wrote this one. It is a hoot, in that owls like to shit on it from a great height and fly away.
Please also feel free, but whatever is your preference, to grab the PDF from here and read it on your PDF Device: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/iv6ciu9l0zasn1koh565i/TM-May-2025.pdf?rlkey=zl2j1fx7o3a90m0n99cuzft2q&st=uy3v6suu&dl=0
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Tags: fanzine, humour, satire, the TM, thing monthly, Your Sinclair
the weekly sheet, easter 2025
The Parish of St Hinge and St Bracket have published their Easter weekly sheet for everyone.
If you’d like the full, limited edition, special numbered version with 20 minutes extra and new CGI then please grab the PDF from here as it is totally virus free and won’t steal all the money from your bank account: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/dxu94wn5hlluij7rmnwmj/Easter-Weekly-Sheet-2025.pdf?rlkey=93w0xwh9kwbj29l8c67zhv6v6&st=7cstlqqc&dl=0
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Tags: daft, humour, new, nonsense, Retro, sarcasm, satire, thing, thing monthly, TM, Your Sinclair, YS, ZX Spectrum
the thing monthly, April 2025
Mon cher Reader. Voila La Objet du Mois pour Avril 2025.
The special collectors edition PDF is available here, again, if you think downloading a PDF from a stranger on the internet is A Good Thing (Monthly) https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/jyth5yixfgvbus7ln0d85/TM-April-2025.pdf?rlkey=57hl4avwwqwo8tv141wqzof3w&st=ahfxkyso&dl=0
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Tags: daft, humour, new, news, nonsense, sarcasm, satire, the TM, thing, thing monthly, TM
the thing monthly, March 2025
If you are after the Special Collectors Edition of this issue, please grab it from here: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fi/mpi0lxeg4ieqtjpfuzeey/TM-March-2025.pdf?rlkey=xtpcissfche6m1kuodw6369ir&st=0b0m7cym&dl=0
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Tags: humour, new, news, nonsense, sarcasm, satire, thing, TM
the thing monthly, february 2025
Now! Almost approximately twice as long as the previous issue, a two page February issue of the “sufficiently alive to send it back home for it to be a burden to its family” TM.
Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments
Tags: daft, humour, news, nonsense, sarcasm, satire, thing
the thing monthly, january 2025
I was sad to read about Jonathan Nash departing this world. So I wrote a new TM. My plan is to do one a month for 2025.
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
Tags: new, thing
the future is now
wHat i DiD on Me holedays
by Little Jimmy Foster (aged 1 and a half)(ish)
My dad and mum made me get up at 5:30 and do running for SEVEN MILES before i was allowed my Kelloggs No Fat No Sugar Choc All Bran. I then had an apple and then i had to go to my language lessons. I am learning classical Greek, which is where they send yogurt from but mummy says i’m not allowed it cos it’s got all fat in it and despite the fact that I’m only 18 months old I should really not be eating more than 1 gram of fat a day as part of my 6 calorie daily intake.then I went running again as i’d eaten a carrot stick without asking. this skewed my GI index or something and would make me hyperactive so i had to do skipping rope too.after my lunch of tofu and beansprouts i had to register at the Gubberment silo and tell the nice man behind the bullet-proof plexiglass about how much mummy and daddy love me. I told them that i eat five portions of fruit and vengetables a day and run and skip and jump and have a lovely time while my dna is being extracted at nursery school so they can have special doors that only let us KOOL KIDZ who allow our DNA to be taken into the building. all the other SADD KIDDZ get left out because their mums and daddys are criminals who have things to hide because they don’t let their children get scanned or registered. the governemtnt man who came to see us said that because of them we couldn’t have new toys this year and if we all tried really hard to get the BADboys and Girls to register that we could all get a Super Gameboy PS360 each and be allowed to have a tour around the houses of parliament to see a nice man called tony who is like father chrimstas.we then went to the seaside where i had ice cream made from a really KOOL thing called Nanotechnology and GM modified animal fat what is part of the govermnent’s way of keeping SCIENCE and KOOL stuff like thatalive in the UK. they need our money to stop an man called TREVOR ISTS and his WEMBLEY STADIUMS of MASS CONSTRUCTION DELAYED UNTIL 2015.
(etc)
Filed under: Uncategorized | Leave a Comment
I will survive (but he didn’t)
First you were in jail
You were kept inside
Doing anything from eighteen months
Right up to life But your lawyers spent their nights
Proving how you did no wrong
And got you sprung
And now you’ve vanished on the run
Will you come back?
I think we knew
That you’d vanish when we said we were deporting you
We should have put you in the dock
We should have thrown away the key
Cos now it seems you’re in this country
Committing murder and robbery
(etc)
Filed under: Uncategorized | 2 Comments
Pop news
Reports are just coming in from U2 that Bono has been told off by his mum for standing too close to The Edge.
Filed under: Uncategorized | 1 Comment
the tm 